Ed Ranks Clouds

Hey look, clouds. 

I know there are technically more types of clouds than this, but back off. Ten types of clouds is enough.

10. Cirrostratus - This is barely a cloud. This is a lens flare.

9. Stratus - You're going to have to try harder if anyone wants to think you're a real cloud rather than just a bit of smoke.

8. Altostratus - Really it seems more like just gray haze, doesn't it?

7. Cirrus - Buncha lines. Almost look like those chemtrails the government is using to control us.

6. Nimbostratus - It's an altostratus cloud that's gotten all grown up ang big. Still just a bunch of gray.

5. Cirrocumulus - Those really high up clouds that are a little more organized and patterned than cirrus clouds. But a little too patchy for my liking.

4. Alsocumulus - Perfectly normal, average cloud thingies.

3. Stratocumulus - So close to being a good looking cloud but not quite there.

2. Cumulonimbus - HOLY CRAP! When you see these things you know it's the end of days. RUN! That or it's just going to rain and storm or something. Still.

Yes, these are cumulus clouds. Can't you tell?

1. Cumulus - The perfect, puffy white cloud. This is the cloud everyone draws and that you look for shapes in. Such clear, defined edges. This is the cloud that Lakitu lives in when it throws its children at you. Which is really messed up. Lakitu, you're a terrible parent.