Sunday, February 4, 2018

Ed Ranks the Top 10 Tweets Using the Hashtag #TomBradyIsTheDevil

Pictured: Tom Brady
Happy Superb Owl™ day, everyone.

Tom Brady is a 7,000 year old man who is still very good at football, especially by cheating. Some people think he might have made a deal with the devil in order to be so good at this age. Other people, however, speculate that he might just be the devil himself.  And do you know where you can find those people? That's right, on Twitter.

Here are a ranking of the top 10 Tweets with  the hashtag #TomBradyIsTheDevil

10.  Tracy Fee (11/25/2013)
Analysis:  This one is pretty simple. Tracy keeps it short and sweet. Tracy Fee is the first Twitter user to have their entire Tweet be just "TomBradyIsTheDevil" with nothing else. Note that Tracy isn't the first person to ever use that hashtag. That honor goes to a different person (below).

9. CassieP (11/2/2014)
Analysis:  Some people in life have understandable desires. CassieP is one of those people.

8. Dave Slape (1/17/2010)
Analysis:  This one is super crude and not that witty. But I need to give Dave Slape credit. This appears to be the first ever Tweet that uses the Hashtag. I can't swear that's a 100% fact. But at the very least, it's the first hashtag of it that I can find on a public account. You're an early pioneer of Twitter hate, Jugernaut209. 

7. Jeff Chambers (1/21/2018)
Analysis: A pretty recent Tweet. And here I was thinking I was the only one this petty about sports.

 6. Erick Paschall (1/21/2018)
Analysis: Another recent entry. In fact, the exact same day as the last entry. The stars were aligning for people calling out Brady at the AFC Championship game two weeks ago. Linking the hand cut to a blood sacrifice is a sign that @enp777 is willing to actually provide some evidence to back up his claims that Tom Brady is Beelzebub, Lord of All Things Dark.


 5. Josh Daniels (1/21/2013)
Analysis:  This one gets ranked in the Top 5 simply for using "Twas." Anyone who uses "Twas" in a Tweet not about Christmas gets points.

4. Mike Emerson (1/24/2016)
 Analysis:  The sentiment to this one is nearly identical to the sentiment of CassieP (#9) above. However, "boom the fuck out of Tom Brady" has a much more elegant and poetic ring to it. And @MuscleeMike is nothing if not polite about his request. He says "please" and everything. What a gentleman!

 3. nygrlnla (5/6/2015)
Analysis: In response to the DeflateGate reports where Investigator Ted Wells found that Brady was "generally aware of the inappropriate activities of McNally and Jastremski."  Good point, nygrlnla. 

2. Marisa Hamvay (1/19/2014)
 Analysis: Yes, it is. 

1. Greg Prince (2/2/2015)
 Analysis: Solid and indisputable evidence. Let's gather the pitchforks now, attack and chain up Tom Brady, and then do some Salem-style witch trial to find him guilty and sentence him to death.
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