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9. Google+ - This claims to be the largest social media site in the world. But you know how many people actually use the social media functions of Google+? Nobody, that's how many. Google is just counting all the people who use their gMail and news and maps and things like, oh... blogspot, and claiming that it's part of Google+. Definitely lots of cat picture uploading potential.
8. Flickr - Like Instagram, but for people (and cats) who aren't that cool.
7. Tumblr - This used to be a thing before Yahoo! purchased it. Yahoo purchasing you is like a kiss of death. It might have well been purchased by AOL. Can you make cat memes here? You bet.
6. LinkedIn - Just barely social media. A list of millions of people looking to get better employment, but nobody actually looking to hire anyone here. This place is practically a bunch of people shouting "my present life is miserable, please hire me" into an echo chamber. And of all the social media sites, this one probably provides you with the least opportunities to post pictures of cats.
5. Snapchat - I'm too old to understand this one. GET OFF MY LAWN! It probably has some filter to make you look like a cat.
4. Pinterest - Is this social media? I'm being told it is. I guess pictures of clothes and recipes counts as social media. Probably needs a bigger community of pictures of cats doing silly things though.
3. Twitter - Finally you can feel like you're best friends with celebrities by hearing their most deep thoughts in 140 characters or less. Or, more than likely, a long rambling story told in multiple parts which read backwards. That's just stupid. If you have something long to say, use one of the billion other social media sites other than Twitter. But not Google+ because nobody uses that. Also allows you to post pictures of cats.
2. Facebook - Like, cat picture central. So many different pages about cat memes to follow. I don't know where to begin!
1. Instagram - #catsofinstagram #nofilter
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