Fuck. Considering that when I came back to this blog after a long period of dormancy, I learned that Blogger ran some dumb AI program that flagged and took down several of my past blogs for being "offensive," I should probably avoid doing a blog that will simply say "fuck" over and over agin.
I never learn though.
Here are 15 of my favorite ways "Fuck" can be used in this wonderful language.
15. Defeated in a Fight (He Got Fucked Up Last Night)
14. Drunk (He Got Fucked Up Last Night)
13. Why Not? (Fuck It)
12. An Injustice (He Fucked Me Over)
11. Lying / Joking (Are You Fucking with Me?)
10. Exclamation of Anger / Shock (Fuck!)
9. Not Being Serious at a Task (Stop Fucking Around!)
8. A Bad / Doomed Situation (He's Fucked)
7. Expressing Confusion / Surprise (What the Fuck?)
6. Lack of Caring (Who Gives a Fuck?)
5. Sexual Intercourse (Wanna Fuck?)
4. Intensifier (Fuck Yeah, Fuck No, That's Fucking Dumb)
3. Infix (Sean Fucking Connery, Abso-fucking-lutely)
2. Noun Insult (Motherfucker, Dumb Fuck, Fuck-Up)
1. Verb Insult (Fuck You, Fuck Off, Go Fuck Yourself)
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