MAGA Idiots. They are stupid and they’ll believe anything dumb. Like Pizzagate and Taylor Swift being part of a Pentagon Psyop to steal the election for Joe Biden. Here are 10 additional incredibly stupid conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift. They are all stupid and no one should be dumb enough to believe any of them. And yet somehow they are all more believable than the conspiracy theories that many people actually already do believe.
10. Taylor Swift is Better than Olivia Rodrigo
You’d have to be SUPER CRAZY to believe this mad conspiracy theory, but some people do. I know, this one is a bit of a stretch. That’s why it’s ranked way down here at 10.
9. Taylor Swift was Bio-Engineered by a Diva Lab
Swift. Mariah Carey. Whitney Houson. All were not born, but GROWN in a secretive lab in silicon valley with the purpose of creating Grammy-winning musicians. Why exactly? I dunno. Record companies like money I guess.
8. Taylor Swift Invented Autotune
Because she hates people’s ears and wants you to suffer.
7. Taylor Swift is Part of the “Big Avocado” Agenda
Noticee the monumental rise of the popularity of avocado toast at around the same time that Taylor Swift rose to fame? Coincidence? HA! You’re such a naïve fool to believe so.
6. Taylor Swift Chooses the Winners of All Reality TV Shows
American Idol. The Voice. All the winners are chosen in advance by Taylor Swift. Why? She wants all the winners to be worse singers than her, so that she by comparison sounds better. She also chooses the winners of other non-music Reality TV shows too like Survivor, simply because she’s bored and has the power to do so. Did you know that every winner of the last 15 years of Survivor wore a Taylor Swift shirt? Of course you didn't. Because nobody has actually watched Survivor in 15 years. The tribe has spoken? Ha! No. Taylor has. I mean the "Wildest Dreams" music video is clear proof of this.
5. Playing Taylor Swift Backwards Reveals a Secret Andrew Tate Manifesto
Only the stupid libs believe Taylor Swift is one of them. The REAL Americans know the truth. The fools who listen to her music in the normal "forwards" direction are tricked by her words and quasi-feminist messages. But if you listen backwards, you’ll hear that every song she sings backwards is really a clear, spoken-word message from Andrew Tate revealing the truth about being a total alpha male and putting women in their place.
4. Taylor Swift is a Lizard Person
Nice attempt to fool us, TS. But growing up in Suburban Pennsylvania? We all know you really came from the Lizard People bunkers under Denver International Airport. That “human skin” coat you wear only tricks the most gullible of SHEEPLE.
3. Taylor Swift is an Alien from the Future, Manipulating Mankind’s History
TS is not native to Earth, but is instead an extraterrestrial being sent back in time by a future alien civilization. The purpose? To subtly alter mankind’s progress over generations, eventually turning us all into soft, weaklings. Because in the REAL future mankind is supposed to defeat that alien species in SPACE WARS. So they have sent Taylor Swift back in time with her catchy pop tunes to emasculate men with her damning feminist messages.
2. Taylor Swift is the Leader of the Dairy Illuminati
All mammals produce milk? FALSE. A lie you all believe because you are FOOLS. In truth, milk doesn’t exist in nature and is just a brain control product created by Dairy Iluminati, led by Taylor Swift. From half and half to yogurt, from ice cream to kefir, and from cheddar to gouda: every so-called "dairy" product (not a REAL thing) contains hidden brain control chemicals, influencing consumer behaviors to make them buy Taylor Swift albums and further and perpetuate the dairy industry's dominance.
1. Taylor Swift Makes You Believe that Something Called “Country Music” Used to Exist
Remember some vague memory from years ago when a young Taylor Swift had a slightly “twangy” voice and sang “country music” instead of pop? Well, that NEVER HAPPENED, MY FRIEND. It’s called the “Mandella Effect,” a memory of something that never was. In fact, there is no such thing as country music and never has been. No one in history has ever sang about pick up trucks. That would be stupid.
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